《Legend of phoenix》-搞笑英语小品剧本大全系列
M.Z:Hey,there’s a beautiful lady.Is that your sister?
M.W:Yeah,she must be tired of waiting and prefer to walk,and meet us.Hey,Morven,come here!
Morven:Oh,hi,brother,I’so tired of staying in the boat that I walked here.
M.W:Morven , this is Mr. Zhang , and , my sister Morven .
MZ : Hi, Morven , ( nice girl ， to MW)
Morven：Nice to meet you . (delicate feeling arouse in her heart which made her face sharply red )
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www.xuehuiba.com MZ: You must be very hungry , let ‘s go to the restaurant . Miss .
MW: Beatiful ?
MZ : Yeah , but local ladies here are much more beautiful . I an sure. Come on guy .
Scene 4
Phoenix:Oh,I am very hungry.I don’t care where it is now.I should find a place to eat first…
(The phoenix met the two merchants.)
P:Excuse me,Miss,er…I am very hungry.Would you be kind enough to give me something to eat?I am sorry…I…
Morven ：Oh , brother , she’ s going to die . Let me help you
M.Z: Oh,I see.You are a lucky girl by meeting us.We are on our half way to a restaurant…so…how about that we share the meal together?I hope you ,Miss,would not care so much…
P:Oh,I don’t care.I am really very tired.If no one help me , I’ll die of starvation. Thank you .
(So,they went to the restaurant.)
Scene 5
Waiter : Sir , What can I do for you ?
MZ : I’ve reserved a room on the second floor .
Waiter : So , you must be Mr, Zhang ?
MZ : Right .
Waiter: This way please , sir .
Waiter : The dishes you ordered are very unique , special in Liaocheng . So , you must be very familiar about it .
WZ : You are right , l live here . Special dishes for special people .
Waiter : And special room for special men , and … ladies .
(The girl gorged the food hurrily as if she haven’t eaten for a century.The two merchants looked at the girl in a full puzzlement.)
M.W:Miss…where are you from?You don’t look like local .
P:Yeah…you are right.To tell you the truth,I came from the heaven.
Morven : Heaven ?
M.W :Heaven？Sorry,Miss,I am sure I can not understand.
M. Z : Let me tell you , cities like Liaocheng and Hangzhou can be nick named as Heaven . You kinow ? And all girls are fairies .You see ? So beautiful .
P: Sir , but I am from the real heaven .I am a phoenix before.I am here looking for a liquor…
M.Z: Liquor ? Sorry,Miss,I am sure I am totally confused.
P:Yes,the liquor…I slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth .Then I was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place.So here I am.I would not return back until I found the same liquor.
Scene 6
(Merchant Wang opened his wrapper and took out a bottle of liquor.)
M.W:Miss,is this the one you are looking for?The liquor is as strong and fragrant as you have described.
P:Yeah,it smells so.What’s the name?
Waiter : Jing Yanggang,Miss…the one that Wu Song drunk.That eighteen bowls of liquor gave Wu Song strong power to send the tiger to death.
P:Oh…such a magic!Maybe it would be the right one to give me the power to fly back to the sky.
www.xuehuiba.com M.W:It must be.I never heard a liquor stronger than Jing Yanggang.
M.Z:Try it,Miss!
Scene 7
The girl drunk some and changed into her original form.Then,a phoenix flew into the sky.
Morven : oh , such a magic , here is so beautiful that I would not go .
They danced off.