英语谜语 Riddles (Part I)

英语谜语 Riddles (Part I),标签：少儿英语口语对话,通用少儿英语口语,http://www.xuehuiba.com

　　Why is six afraid of seven？

　　Because seven eight nine.

　　What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law？

　　Mom.

　　Why do lions eat raw meat？

　　Because they never learn to cook.

　　Why did the chicken cross the road？

　　To get to the other side.

　　Why did the fox cross the road？

　　To get the chicken.

　　Why did the gum cross the road？

　　It was on the chicken's foot.

　　Why did the turkey cross the road twice？

　　To prove it was not a chicken.

　　Why did the weasel cross the road twice？

　　He was a double crosser.

　　Why didn't the skeleton cross the road？

　　It didn't have the guts.

　　What goes up a chimney down， but won't go down a chimney up？

　　Ann umbrella.

　　What's black and white and red all over？

　　A zebra that doesn't know how to put lipstick on.

　　What is the largest ant in the world？

　　An elephant.

　　How much is a skunk worth？

　　One scent.

　　What kind of monkey can fly？

　　A hot air baboon.

　　Why did the cake like to play baseball？

　　Because it was a good batter.

　　What goes hahaha， plop？

　　Someone laughing their head off.

　　Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion？

　　They told her it was a maneating lion.

　　Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa？

　　Because leopards are already born with spots.

　　What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream？

　　It split.